We ended up with four winners, and in fact five people, as two
singers came up with the same slogan.
We felt that these were the strongest slogans, and also the ones
people were most likely to wear.
"It's all about /miː/
/miː/ /miː/"
Why is this vocal exercise sooo good? Because it's all about me
me me of course. Click on the image for a closer look. This tshirt
comes in
three different colour combinations.
We had several slogans submitted based on phonetics, but Karen
McInally won with this entry.
Karen has asked for a messenger bag so that her husband can have his
Tesco bag-for-life back.
"Vox Rox"
You know when your vocals really rock. The producer's happy, the
audience is happy, now you can be happy with this Vox Rox t-shirt.
This one comes in 7 different colours.
Ruth Harry sent in four separate slogans, but it was this snappy
one that caught our eye the most.
Her first reaction on being told she was a winner was "omg!".
Ruth also chose a messenger bag.
"Love me, love my larynx"
If you're feeling nervous about the recording studio, the
rehearsal, or even the audition, wear this t-shirt to give a really
clear message to your colleagues. And it'll remind you to do the
same...
Click on the image for a closer look.
This one comes with black, red or brown sleeves.
Kim Chandler and Kirsty Young both came up with this slogan, but
the design is Jeremy's.
Kim's reaction was: "Are you serious?? (Please tell me you're not
winding me up ;-)".
Once
we'd convinced her, Kim chose this capped sleeve t-shirt.
Kirsty, director of Hatstand Opera, also wins the unofficial
prize for the most entries, with a total of 17, and is the only
person to get slogans in each of the 2nd runner up, 1st runner up
and winning categories. She chose to have this winning slogan
immortalised on a mousemat, shown here.
"A
soprano's 3 favourite keys - Control, Alto, Delete"
As a soprano, you're just too polite and nice to let your
feelings out in rehearsal. So let this messenger bag give those
altos just the right message.
This one made Jeremy laugh the most.
It was sent in by Jodi and Ali in Cumbria: Here's Ali's
reaction when she heard the slogan was a winner:
"ha ha ha ha ha ha
mwahahahaharrrr....
That's brilliant! I've basked so much I could pass for a well cooked
Christmas turkey!"
Ali and Jodi have chosen a messenger bag to take to choir
practice. Something tells me the altos are in for a hard time.
If you want to buy any of the Vocal Process Voice Nerd items
listed here, or any of the new ones being uploaded now by Jeremy (or
if you're looking for that special last minute gift for a
soprano),
visit the Vocal Process Voicewear shop by clicking here.
Jeremy can put any of the designs on any of the items, so if you
want "Vox Rox" on a water bottle, mousemat, bag, iphone case, or any
of the t-shirts shown on the website, just email us and we'll make
it for you.
MANY thanks for joining Jeremy in his most nerdy competition yet,
and from both of us, have a great Christmas and New Year.
PS.
If you have any more slogan ideas, do send them in. We'll be
updating the website frequently, and your idea may end up as part of
the Voicenerd collection!
We also pledged to donate 50p for each entry we received, and 
