The ideal apparel for those days when you've just got to belt as high as you can

If you're a true killer soprano, you don't want to waste your time telling everyone to get out of your way - have this t-shirt do it for you. That'll teach them to ignore you!
Also available in blood red.

You don't even need to open your mouth,
just wear this twang hazard top
to warn everyone in the building.

Every singer and actor knows that water is essential for a healthy voice. This snazzy stainless steel water bottle reminds you that this water has been passed especially for you

1. The Creative Christmas Competition rules

Here are details of the Creative Christmas Competition:

You've seen the examples above, now create your own Vocal Process Voice Nerd item, and you can win it for yourself!

All you have to do is send an email to Jeremy by clicking here:

voicenerd@vocalprocess.co.uk
 

Include a phrase, a sentence, a saying or just something unbelievably witty, and Jeremy and Gillyanne will choose the best three.

The three winners will have their winning entry made into the item of their choice from a t-shirt/messenger bag/waterbottle/mousemat/apron and will receive it in time for the New Year (weather, postmen, printers and brain cells permitting).

The best three entries will be made up, and a free sample will be sent to the winners - you can choose from anything listed above (and there are over 100 different styles and colours of t-shirts to choose from).

The Competition closes in a week, so you have just seven days to create something wonderful.

We're also going to run a Goodwill Christmas Competition, with one lucky winner and a pledge to sponsor a gift from the Goodgifts charity. And you don't even have to send in a slogan.

Just send a blank email to us by clicking on the email link voicenerd@vocalprocess.co.uk and we'll put everyone's name in a hat and draw one lucky winner. The winner of that draw will receive a free Voice Nerds Say AH! Mousemat.

And for every entry we receive, we'll donate 50p to GoodGifts.com. We're hoping to achieve another brain cell to go with the one Vocal Process sponsored last year...

If you want to buy any of the Vocal Process Voice Nerd items without entering the competition, you can. Just visit the Vocal Process Voicewear shop by clicking here.
 

Have a great Christmas, and we'll let you know who won in the New Year.
 

PS Remember you can enter either of the competitions, but only if you send an email to voicenerd@vocalprocess.co.uk. If you don't enter, you won't win!