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120
Opera titles that never made it
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By Jeremy Fisher
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120 Opera titles that never made it
Here's a list of 120 opera titles that didn't make it past the
dress-rehearsal (continued):
Donizetti: Excretia Bogia
Wagner: Parsimonious
Bellini: Poliutio (a murky tale)
Richard Strauss: Salame
Rossini: Fullyramide
Walton: Sir John in Hove
Puccini: Candied Angelica
Sondheim: Onis Todd
Handel: Tamburino
Nyman: The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hag
Shostakovich: Snot
Stravinsky: The moving ho(e)
Britten: The Turn of the IKEA fitment
Mozart: Cozzie, fan, tutu (an opera about ballet)
Weber: Der Freiup
Verdi: I LombardDirecti (the loan arranger)
Verdi (really, it's too easy): Windy Miller
Mozart: Le Nose di Figaro (It's in for a long run)
Verdi: The Hilton Otello (a place to lay your head)
Verdi: The Sicilian Vespa (fast, economical and stylish)
Weill: The Rise and Fall of the City of MDF
Berlioz: Beatrice et Benedictine (the sorry tale of a love that
tippled over into addiction)
Hindemith: Cardillac Arrest
Rossini: La Cenebuytoletola (following the demise of the rental
market)
Britten: Deaf in Venice
Meyerbeer: What's that din (or Pardon My French)
Busoni: Trainee Nurse Faust (the doktor will be along shortly)
Prokofiev: The Duennythingforcash
Stravinsky: The Fire extinguisher Bird (Health and Safety)
Thomas: Cheese and Ham Omelet
Humperdinck: Hans Werner Henze und Gretel
Weill: Miserable End
Weill: The Seven Deadly Singers
Maxwell Davies: Eight Songs For A Mad Baritone
Ravel: Quinze minutes Espagnole (at time and a half)
Mozart: The UnimpressAria
Lalo: Le Roi D'Yfronts
Rimsky-Korsakov: KönigskinderSurprise (there's a hidden toy inside
each one)
Reimann: Leer (a king with a roving eye)
Donizetti: Lendus di Chamouleather
Wagner: Longandgrim
Verdi: The Scottish Widow Play
Poulenc: Les Mammals de Tiresias (coming soon on ZooTV)
Donizetti: Maria's Too Hard (the stirring tale of a prizewinning
Scottish female boxer)
Rossini: Mose is an Eedjit (a great tenor role)
Bellini: Abnorma (the subject of a Channel Five documentary)
Britten: Noye's Incontinence
Monteverdi: Orfullo
Dvorak: Rusalkaselzer
Wagner: Siegincarcerated
Richard Strauss: The Talking Woman (well, the Silent Woman is
mythological...)
Walton: Sir John in't Loo
Bellini: Il Piranha (starring Marina Callous)
Massenet: Silk Thaiis
Puccini: Tosser
Verdi: La Travelscrabble
Wagner: Tristan and 'is older sister
Berg: Catsick
Sullivan: HMRC Pinafore (investigation pending)
and finally
Puccini: PerDiem (Touring Dough)
Jeremy Fisher trains singers and performers to find and maintain
their best. He's the author of Successful Singing Auditions, and
creator of the Voicebox Videos - featured on the BBC and broadcast
to 44,000,000 people. He was commissioned by the DANA Centre at
London's Science Museum to create a video on singing with a camera
down his throat. Jeremy is fascinated by bringing technology and
innate skill together.
http://www.vocalprocess.co.uk
©
2009 Jeremy Fisher
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